Welcome to Boris For PM

The only place to come to share your support for Boris - London's crazy Mayor! That David Cameron fella is a right banana, who in their right mind would want that old teacake running the country? Not me your Honour, no sir, and not you either... That's why you're here, at the non-affiliated, unofficial, Strictly-Come-Dancing-On-Ice-Wheels, top of the pile BorisForPM.com. Yeah! Sign the guestbook below, chat on the forum and just generally regale one another with your hilarious Boris-related anecdotes of wonder and mirth. He's such a silly guy, he's got funny hair and things! And he rides a bike! A bike I tell ya, in this day and age! What a guy!

"Our" Boris, is Alexaneder Boris De Pfeiferlzburger Johnston The Ninth but there are other famous Boris's to whom we should all be aware;

Boris The Spider - 8 legged, 8 eyed arachnid made famous by Mod Rock Beat Combo The Who. John Entwhistle's finest contribution to The Who's back catalogue. The Ox remains the only man on earth who can pull off a skeleton print leotard.

Boris Yeltsin - ribena headed Soviet dude. Someone still loves you Boris Yeltsin.

Boris Karloff - not sure who this fella is but I just recognise the name. In fact, to add weight to my claim, I'm not sure if i've even spelt his name correctly.

Boris Becker - Ginger German love machine and teenage tennis sensation. He won Wimbledon is 1957 aged 6 and a half, he became properly famous in 1987 when he was alledged to have had sex in the freezer department of a Happy Shopper. Or something.